this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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