On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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