OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just googled if crying burns calories
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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