its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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