And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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