But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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