my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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