weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
