it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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