How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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