I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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