the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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