If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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