I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
