Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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