And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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