is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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