is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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