he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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