She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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