If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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