so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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