Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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