Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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