I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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