"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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