The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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