i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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