I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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