My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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