You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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