She is in my trunk
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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