dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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