i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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