He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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