talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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