Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I believe in your delicious
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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