PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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