Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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