I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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