but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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