Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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