Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm so fucking centered right now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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