I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i think my cat just said my name.
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize
