Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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