we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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