Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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