You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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