do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I understand Curling. That high.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
