this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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